The Ubiquitous Kiwi Fluffle Q&A Q: Where does the The Ubiquitous Kiwi Fluffle come from? A: The Ubiquitous Kiwi Fluffle comes from New Zealand. Q: Why does the Kiwi Fluffle have to come somewhere if it is ubiquitous? A: The Ubiquitous Kiwi Fluffle exists in several different forms. Some of them are from New Zealand. Q: What are some of the other forms of The Ubiquitous Kiwi Fluffle, those belonging to the non-New Zealand subgroup? A: All forms of The Ubiquitous Kiwi Fluffle appear as being indistinguishable to men. Q: Is there an effective way of separating The Ubiquitous Kiwi Fluffle into those coming from New Zealand and those not coming from New Zealand? A: Yes. As separate agents, The Ubiquitous Kiwi Fluffle represent stable and distinct specimens, it is possible to visually trace those of them coming from New Zealand. Q: Would the cost of equipment needed for this be something in a reasonable range for a layman to purchase? A: No layman should be engaging in experiments involving The Ubiquitous Kiwi Fluffle. As yet it is not unlawful, but a bill is in the process of being signed by the Cabinet of Ministers. Q: Do these experiments represent possible danger to either humans or The Ubiquitous Kiwi Fluffle? If so, what are the specifics? A: I am not at liberty to disclose any concrete information at this point. Q: Are there publicized accounts of the experiments performed on The Ubiquitous Kiwi Fluffle by scientists, scientific articles published in journals, lab notes, anything at all accessible to the public? A: At present , the decision has been made that all results related to the experiments on The Ubiquitous Kiwi Fluffle are not to be disclosed to the general public. Q: Just what is The Ubiquitous Kiwi Fluffle, anyway? A: It appears to be a small bird. Q: Can you be more specific than that? A: At present, we do not... we are not at liberty to disclose any further information. Q: Are there concrete plans to disclose this information to the public? A: I would like to end the Questions and Answers session at this point. Thank you.